Anonymous asked:

How can I sleep when I can hear my pussy fizzing

lmaonade Answer:

for the love of god stop sending me this

penprp:
“ ghostkwan:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ ashashi-corner:
“ flargahblargh:
“ violaslayvis:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend....

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. šŸ’µāœØ

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

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agreatbiglesbian:

znjm28:

tessarisen:

@straight boys

No matter who you are no matter what you’re doing there is always a butch lesbian somewhere out there doing it better than you.

So butch Lesbians are better at having penises than straight boys?

yes absolutely

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beckaaay:

autisticqueen:

people who make fun of autistic people are no longer allowed to use slime, weighted blankets, stress balls, or anything similar that originated and/or was popularized by the autistic community.

i very much agree, however, may i also propose:

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ruessterteeth:

ruessterteeth:

Do you ever see something that’s just so blatantly wrong that you have to wonder what could’ve possibly happened in that person’s life to lead them to believe the shit they’re saying?

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ayeyosledge:

sugaraykay:

bowsnkicks:

whorderofthepheonix:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

ā€œBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā€

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a ā€œZā€, ends with an ā€œiā€, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, šŸ™…šŸ½šŸ™…šŸ¾šŸ™…šŸæ Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

ā˜šŸ¾šŸ˜‚

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

I keep reblogging the dog that stomps away all the negative energy but I can’t bring myself to scroll pass this

Enough of us didn’t revolve Madam Zeroni and that’s why we’re in this mess

Jesus y’all gotta stop setting me up like this

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